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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (Take a guess who :p) | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. (well, I own a select few, but I read a good deal.) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. | ✓ I love to play video games. (I will cl0wn you at Halo 2 :p) | ✓ I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (saves lots of trouble) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Goddamn right) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'm happier) | ✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Handy) |
| ✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Earlier this summer while playing frisbee... They call me "The Destroyer" now, so that's pretty cool.) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (meh) | × I hate the rain. |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (a little) | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (God no. I don't even like when girls wear make up. Keep it natural.) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (Hell, 'could always use more money.) |
| × I love sushi. | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Scottzoid) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I think I wore a napoleon dynamite wig once) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Lived without for 19 years.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (For the most part) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | × I think prostitution should be legalized. (Fundementally I'm for increasing our rigths and freedoms... but this one has a lot of problems that come with it. I'm not sure.) | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Me and Mark every night. Interpuret as you will!) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (what constitutes "hidden"?) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (I'd say so. Enough, anyway.) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I'm not answering this until someone defines "pecked" in no uncertain terms.) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (er, it's ok?) | ✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Sort of- I always wear athletic shorts or pants around the house.) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (This is the first update in like 4 months.) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I never went through that whole "embarassed by your parents" thing.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (Finally) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Haven't "passed out" as such.) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (I certainly do) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Some day) |
| × I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | × I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to the usual stuff. Mosquito's, poison ivy... all that standard stuff.) |
| × I have a lot to learn. (?) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (The Dude abides) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (duh) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Haha- thought about it, but I would never do such a thing. That's just bad form.) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (seen it, anyway) | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (a very little) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (a select few) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (highly subjective....) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (all the time) |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (it's awesome for lots of reasons) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. (well... not like, hyper-close.) | ✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. (...) | × Democrat. (moderate) | × Republican. (moderate) |
| × I don't even know what I am. (moderate!) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| ✓ I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. | ✓ I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (Free iced cream!) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I like me) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (almost never) | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. (I love eating them. ...not really, just thought that was funny.) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (anything to cover the scars) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (who doesn't?) | ✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (drums biotch!) |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (never had one, but I did watch the move "Office Space") | ✓ I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| ✓ I am a pyro. (fire is our friend. Hey Mike, remember that time I lit your floor on fire?) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (...maybe?) |
| × I fall for the worst people. (nope! I pick em pretty careful.) | × I adore bright colours. (I like earthy colors) | × I usually like covers better than originals. (completely subjective) |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can't whistle. |
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. | ✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (technically true, since I have never written in a journal.) | × I talk in my sleep. (never) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (maybe?) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. (neg) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I burn hippies-- it's the pyro thing.) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (neg) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (what does that even mean?) | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (what? sure.) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (I could put my feet behind my head) | × I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. (idiotic) | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (a select few) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I wish :p More stuff I'll have to get down before I become an action star.) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (hell no) | × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (of course I don't like it... and "unpleased" is not a word.) | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. (I enjoy alone time- but no, I don't like being emotionally alone, if that's what this means.) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I'm a judgmental asshole. | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | ✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (annoying man) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (it helps) |
| × I am a Libertarian. | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.) | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (certainly no) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (if I have something good to read) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (absolutely not) | × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| ✓ I have no piercings. (My body is a temple... or some damn thing) | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (It's good to be male) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Helllll yes.) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| ✓ I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (o.0) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. (me loves milk) | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (what?) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I haven't used any... but if I wanted to I could hand-write some.) | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (x-men 3 :p) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (maybe some are. Most of them probably just want some money like we all do.) | × I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (some history is cool.) | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (no.) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | × I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | × I've gone skinny-dipping. | × I've performed in three plays. (...Stage crew count?) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (ole) | × I'm Irish and loving it. (1/32nd!) | × I have a thing for redheads. (not in particular) |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (sometimes yes, sometimes no.) | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (if you learn something, then they have some benefit) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (when I can, which is not often.) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (?) |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. (We all do.) | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. (I enjoy the truth part more than the dare part.) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (flakey) | ✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (I'm wasting too much time here.) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They ARE my real-life ones.) | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
July 19 2006, 13:18:05 UTC 5 years ago
I only skimmed this thing - but I centainly remember that time. Was Mike the one who was going to smash the lighter with a bowling pin as his first reaction?
July 19 2006, 15:51:12 UTC 5 years ago
Did this come in handy when applying for Burger King?
July 19 2006, 22:16:55 UTC 5 years ago
And yes Brian, that was Mike- always shining under pressure.
July 24 2006, 00:53:39 UTC 5 years ago